The Pope flie's into New York and is met at the airport by a massive high-powered limo.The Pope admire's it and say's "Look, I'd really like to have a go at driving that". "No way" says the startled driver."I'd get the sack". "I'll make it worth your while", says the Pope.So the driver climbs into the back and the Pope gets behind the wheel. Whoosh! The car hits 125 in 15 seconds. Suddenly a speed cop pulls him over. "I'm going to have to ticket you" He says - and then clocks whos driving. The cop calls in to HQ: I've got a problem here with a VIP limo - I dont know if i should book him". "So who is it?" Asks the sergeant. "A movie star? A senator? The President?". "No" Says the cop, " Its God!" "God?" Says the sergeant "How do you know?" "Well hes got the Pope as his chauffeur!".
villarule19 Regular
Posts : 447 Join date : 2008-04-18
Subject: Re: Joke thread Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:04 pm
A mother is cleaning her son's room, when she finds a load of S+M porn magazines under his bed. She's very upset about this, and takes them to her husband. 'What do you think we should do about this?' she asks him tearfully. 'Well,' he says, 'I don't think you should spank him!'
