BREAKING NEWS ON WWE.COM......Glen 'Kane' Jacobs released

www.wwe.com/inside/news/updatedglenjacobs

"World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the immediate release of Glenn 'Kane' Jacobs. WWE wishes Glenn well in his future endeavours.

Continue checking WWE.Com for more on this breaking story"

This sounds pretty big guys.
Maybe refused another stupid storyline?

Hmmm link doesnt work ave i falleen for another trick

My heart was beating well fast then, I clicked on the link and it didn't work, I was pissed off.

I was about to say glenjacobs realesead it wouldnt be that lol it would be something like/2356/

No it wouldnt. this is the one for Ashleys release http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/massaroreleased

didnt believe it anyway lol. bit sceptical as always i am

woah check out this breaking story!


www.meatspin.com

"triple h released!"

Marty McFry wrote:

No it wouldnt. this is the one for Ashleys release [url=http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/massaroreleased

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Oh still the links floating round today

Pablo wrote:

woah check out this breaking story!


www.meatspin.com

"triple h released!"

Anyone goes on that they deserve a punt in the head i mean its obvious its thsi story

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[edit] Types of lies
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Lying by omission

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Lie-to-children

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White lie

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Noble lie

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Emergency lie

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Exaggeration
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Jocose lies

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Promotion lies

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Junior wrote:

Pablo wrote:

woah check out this breaking story!


www.meatspin.com

"triple h released!"

Anyone goes on that they deserve a punt in the head i mean its obvious its thsi story

i just hoverd over that link. i dont wanna know what sourmath is lol. so im not clicking it

one disco the sunderland supporter gave out think its like mylazysundays he said he got fooled in to it at school i suppose it has word math in lol

i googled it. apparently you cant close it and its old me shagging or summit.


so im glad i still havent clicked on it.




if u REALLY wanna see some old man porn, go to www.lemonparty.org

better than shit porn

Aye same as lazy sundays

im glad to hear that then

excuse me i must be off to do a massive dump. i dont know why im telling you lot. but i can assure you its not on anyones chest, or in anyones mouth. its goin straight down the pan!

<Oh wait no emotion can describe how sick i know feel

I haven't clicked on any of the links today, they would get me fired.

some of them are worth getting fired over. pure sexy *sarcastic*

Fuck sake JNR, seriously you posted that again??

that got me for a like 30 seconds... well done.