True meaning of mens names revealed

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The meaning behind - MEN'S NAMES
(If your names not here then ask and I'll add it!!)

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adolph - uses very clever humour which nobody else laughs at.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Ahsan - seems to have a lot of money, doesn't like spending it.
Aidan - Quiet, shy, and yet the girls love him.
Aiden - Quiet, shy and yet the boys love him.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andres - women adore him, a shame he prefers goats.
Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.
Angelo - Womaniser as a hobby, will eventually settle down with a boyfriend.
Anton - Enjoys life, maybe enjoys food a little too much?
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright.
Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Bailey - puts up too many walls and never lets anyone inside.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bernard - enjoys gardening, real ale, and facial hair.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ... he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his fingers.
Bobby - very blokey, can only talk about cars and imaginary girlfriends.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brendon - doesn't do anything, complete waste of space.
Brent - class 'A' knob, and yet still manages to get the girls.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Byard - Delusional neurotic, but amusing during his more sane periods.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Casey - quiet, spends a lot of time wearing his sisters clothes.
Chad - Good looking jock - only found in American movies, no real person has this name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christen - so straight he won't even hold his own dick in the bathroom.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Christopher - bit of a Mommy's boy and always will be.
Chuck - Heavy on testosterone, light on brains.
Clarence - Too shy to come out of the closet.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problems with 'jail-bait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - train spotter ... dull as ditch water
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Connor - thick as 2 short planks, but can be amusing to watch.
Conor - arrogant, just assumes that the world owes him a living.
Cory - funny but ugly, probably end up running a fashion magazine.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Cyrus - Big and loud, often forgets to bathe.
Dale - effeminate and yet strangely attractive to the ladies.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women's underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darrell - bit of an outsider, but knows a lot of secrets.
Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favorite word Ug
Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-assed loser who never shuts up.
Duffy - has his brains in his trousers, everything he does is aimed at getting himself sex.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Earl - parents dressed him in cowboy gear, now he just wants to ride.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Eddy - old fashioned and probably too polite to get too much sex.
Edgar - serious 'suck-up' to the boss, brown-noser.
Edward - would rather bath naked with his team mates than with a girl.
Elis - would rather make model airplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - has many anecdotes about the past.
Erwin - bit of a gossip, all the girls like him but only as a friend.
Ethan - used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.
Eugine - the guy everyone tries to avoid in the bar.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Fernando - what he loses in size he makes up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Garon - Big, gentle, and not very bright.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Gene - cheerful soul, likes to dance.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
Geoffrey - a tad anal, but dresses well and looks okay.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Gilleathain - Scottish zombie back from the dead to continue scaring sheep.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Good teacher. Crap in bed.
Glyn - not really into boys or girls, but fond of sheep.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything that moves.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Gregor - Head of his own secret society for world domination.
Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. In his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it.
Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jacob - serious and studious and boring.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Which is a problem because he has bad breath.
Jaz - Loud and annoying but seems to do well with the ladies.
Jed - Good looking, fun, and not very bright (but thinks he is)
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot to the ladies, one of the lads.
Jeremiah - very clever, very dull.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - arse.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathan - think he's good - he's shit. Looks in the mirror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jorge - talks slowly, dresses down, and yet nice.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Kasey - has a knack of getting girls far better than anyone would expect.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Keiran - Good looking, clever and popular ... surely he must be gay?
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle - couch potato who eats too many cornchips.
Lance - appears to be heterosexual, but no-ones really sure.
Larry - cute, but a wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lawrence - one of the lads, but very opinionated.
Lee - much too pretty to be a bloke, that's why he stuffs socks down the front of his trousers.
Leo - Thinks he's a real man's man, but cries at any slightly sad film scene.
Les - Jovial in a loud way, dressed in a loud way.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Louis - strange bloke but the ladies find him intriguing.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - pretty boy, more attractive to blokes than women.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Lyndon - good dresser and knows it, very vain.
Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man with a tendency to lose his trousers, but only in male company.
Marc - Quiet and troubled, stands in the corner at parties.
Mario - loves his food and is expanding rapidly.
Marion - tough guy, has to be with a name like that.
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.
Marko - Smart guy, very quick, particularly in bed.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. Would make a good lawyer.
Marvin - hilarious, life and soul of the party, shame he smells faintly of urine.
Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Medan - Not too bright on the surface but with hidden depths.
Menno - built like a horse. Will only do it doggy-style.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - strong silent type with a talent for finding excellent web sites.
Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold!
Miriam - screwed up, parents never even gave him a chance.
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.

Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed but only on his own.
Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets.
Nick - enjoys basic sex but can't get past the missionary position.
Nigel - wannabe librarian, gets an erection if he's in the same room as a woman
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Otis - much prefers food to women.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Philip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to fuck poodles.
Poe - body odour problem that nobody will tell him about.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Regan - strong tough and butch, treats his boyfriends nice though.
Rehan - Spends a lot of time hanging around outside schools.
Rene - Thinks he's a bit of a playboy, in reality more of a plough-boy.
Reynaud - enjoys big gestures and likes to be talked about.
Rhys - Overbearing, arrogant control freak.
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penis in years, very fat.
Ricky - Tending to fat and smelly, not exactly popular.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robert - Serious type, or put another way he's as dull as ditch water
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens.
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Ross - A geek role-model, happiest watching steam trains or chatting about them on line.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. Likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Sebastian - enjoys dressing up, well groomed, but a bit old-fashioned
Sergio - all round genuine nice bloke.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of shit.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Shawn - small and tidy, often overlooked.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stephen - Mommy's boy.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Ted - In denial, but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him.
Terry - small and wiry with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Todd - impeccably dressed, wears a suit to bed.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Tristen - likes to get his own way, prone to tantrums and sulks.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shriveled.
Usman - Trustworthy and dependable and seriously boring.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Venedikt - cool good looking type with a tendency to wear shades indoors.
Victor - megalomaniac with cross-dressing tendencies.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Warwick - reliable, strong and caring (and a bit boring).
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy, tends to be a bit of a tramp.
Wayde - likes to be in charge, but couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
Wayne - wayne-ker!
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
Zane - thinks he's so very cool, but then he always gets everything wrong.

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Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Wow! It's so true, lol!

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Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.

Well, I dont mean to brag or anything....

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used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.

I don't understand

^^^^ LMAO

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.

Not best impressed

Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penis in years, very fat.

I'm not overly chuffed with it myself!

invincibleILeak wrote:

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used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.

I don't understand

Will someone tell me what it means?

An anesthetist is someone who put people to sleep, so you surly can work out the rest.

Oh...

you still dont get it do you leaky

Yeah, I put people to sleep.


(I don't)

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Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.

Most common name in the world. Are there any funnier ones then that.

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Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him.

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Edgar - serious 'suck-up' to the boss, brown-noser.

Unfortunatley for some people that's not my name:D

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Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

How true, lol!!

King Macca wrote:

Christopher - bit of a Mommy's boy and always will be.

I am not a Mommy's boy!!

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Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.

hehehe

always watches porn

why cant i get a cool one

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Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.

How do my secrets get out

I WIN

Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative

Pablo wrote:

I WIN

Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative

no wonder samantha likes you ...

Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.


Well, my real name is Andrew, but everyone calls me Andy... think I prefer the Andy definition somehow...

Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive

lol none of the above

thats not even how you spell my name