Things you'll never hear in a WWE booking meeting......

List them here.....

"So, this Charlie Haas push has really taken off this last week, I think we should get the title on him while he's white hot"



"We're up against the play-offs on Raw this week so perhaps we should have Shelton cash in his money in the bank"


"I just saw Glenn Jacobs in the gym and he says........"


"Thats a tasteless angle, were not going with that"


Please continue......

"Triple H looked pretty weak last week, we should address the balance this week"

"Ive put 5 minutes aside here for a Jeff Hardy promo"

'No, Vince, that's a terrible idea...'

'You know, maybe we should start pushing those cruiserweights. They're the future of the business!'

'Taker has to lose at Wrestlemania.'

'Let's rehire Randy Savage'

'Why don't we mention Eddie Guerrero again? Haven't done it for a while...'

'Let's do a Diva Search! That's always a good use of air-time, resources, and we always find some really talented wrestlers too!'

"Elijah Burke is the future of the buisness"

"Hey I came up with this great idea for the tag team division"

"Does anyone else think it would be a good idea to have Vicky as Raw's GM instead of smackdowns?"

"This Hardcore Holly/JBL feud that were running really has the potential to be bigger than
Austin/Rock if booked right."

"For fuck sake Vince, if you want an incest angle so much why not just have steph suck you off on live TV?, you sick fuck!"

"anymore thought on my idea of bringing back golddust??"

*Vince* , "you know, I think I should stay off TV for a year or two".

you know what this feud needs? WAR GAMES!111

"I disagree Hunter"

'I think Cena should be moved to the I.C. devision.'

'I think we should do a Chris Benoit memorial show.'

'I think we should stop signing over-large people'

' " " " " " " " -muscly "'

"I think the Undertakers entrances are too long"

"Someone get all the cruiserweights on the phone and tell them to be at Raw this monday"

"Im really happy that ECW is challenging Raws ratings.

"hey with this much talent we will need another prime time show, how about wednesday night plight"

I think TNA is a real threat

Cena!!! Have you not seen Mike Knox recently!

I think well have a decent Diva/ Tag Team match this week!

We havent had a nipple slip for a while...

Ok HHH is leaving for TNA, anyone thinking lets go to Motreal for his final show?!

"I think we should incoparte a more adult look to the show."

"Hey, we've just signed a samoan, just this time let's not make him a savage."

"Let's drop J.R."

"I think we have enough gimmicks." (Could apply to TNA as well.)

"I think we should try and please the British that watch us."

"Kurt Angle has never said anything bad about us, let's sign him."

invincibleILeak wrote:

"Let's drop J.R."

Your joking right??

"hunter, your looking slim, have some steroids to pump yourself up mcmahon style!"