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bazz23-v2 ®™
Wrestling God
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Join date : 2008-04-18
| | Subject: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:49 pm | |
| I saw this on another board and thought I would post it over here, its about Brooke Hogan. Warning: Not for Kids, you have been warned- Spoiler:
The singer - the daughter of Linda Bollea and her ex-husband Hulk Hogan, real name Terry Bollea - has no desire to pursue a career in politics because she can't control her raging hormones or PMS (premenstrual syndrome).
Brooke also thinks it would have been "crazy" if Hillary Clinton - who lost out to Barack Obama in the race to be named the Democrat presidential nominee - had become the first ever female US President.
She said on her new reality TV show Brooke Knows Best: "You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kind of crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.
"Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, because I would be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, you know?"
This is the latest shit that Brooke Hogan has to offer the fucking world. Let me tell you what Brooke. Shut your fucking mouth you fucking privileged bitch. This latest comment proves that you know nothing of this world. I am absolutely sick people.
I mean I am sick of fucking princess slut’s like Brooke who think that they are so smart. Fuck you, you 5 dollar whore. If not for your fucking father, you’d be lucky to get a job at McDonalds. Do you know what you are you fucking bitch. You are one those privileged little bitches who think that you know all that there is to know in life already.
The only fucking reason bitch, that people give a shit about you is because of your dad and his lust for you. You fucking skanky whore. I pray for the day that you get end up being fucked in the ass by big black guys with monster dicks for a bag of coke. You will amount to a hill of shit. You no talent Paris Hilton wanna be.
Fuck you, you suck so much, you give Paris Hilton a bad name. You have the fucking audacity to put on your fucking my space when your brother got thrown in jail that you are pissed that the truth was not presented in court. What is the fucking truth that you know bitch, that you can’t sing for shit. That without your Dad, you’d probably end up being a no name porn slut coke doing junky whore.
Shit I hate you so much that I pray that your brother gets ass raped. Yes that’s what I’m gonna do now. “Oh dear baby Jesus in heaven, hallo be thy name. I pray that Nick Hogan gets raped in the ass.” You may wonder why I do not wish for Whore Hogan to get raped in the ass herself. It’s simple, the dumb bitch would enjoy it.
Take a serious look at her people, tell me how different she looks from other wannabe’s in Hollywood. She is a dime a dozen. Blonde, chubby looking chick with no talent. I hate fucking whores who think they know it all. I pray that her show gets canceled. Than lets see where she ends up. I pray that her fucking bitch father rapes her in bed. Brooke Hogan deserves to be fucked by dogs and horses only, until her fucking cunt bleeds.
I pray that Brooke gets into wrestling. I hope that she tries to do a maneuver from the top rope and end up falling onto the fucking ring post pussy first. I want to see her fucking pussy bleed. Brooke Hogan deserves to never know what pleasures a women should be able to feel. She deserves to never know what an orgasm is. She deserves to have her pussy eaten out by the Boogeyman like he did with Jillian Halls thing on her face. What a fucked up little bitch she has become.
I’m not a huge fan of Clinton’s but for this cunt face to even dare speak about politics when all that she knows is boys and tampons. Fuck you smelly hole. I hope you get raped by Bobby Lashley and Mark Henry at the same time.
In fact this is how it’s going to go down. Bobby Lashley would fucking eat your pussy out while you scream with pleasure, because despite the fact that you are being fucking raped, you do like the sensation, however the horror really begins when Mark Henry comes in and fucks you missionary style, the shear weights of his body ought to crack your fucking cheap white trash whore ribs.
The greatest insult would come later as a bound and gagged Hulk Hogan is wheeled in by Bobby Lashley to witness your punishment, albeit with no pants on. As Hogan watches the two black Adonis take their turns on you, you will look on in horror as you watch Hulk’s usually shriveled up penis throbbing with excitement.
When the two black beasts are done with you, they give you a choice, either fuck your old man, or they will slit his throat. You of course being the bitch that you are refuses to save you old man’s life, but the two black beasts force open your legs as Hulk gleefully fucks you like till he comes in your smelly pussy. If there is a god you should then be impregnated with Hulk’s Incestuous seed.
That is the punishment that you deserve Brooke Hogan. Your show ought to be called, Brooke Knows Shit.
CM Punk being champ is okay to me, nothing great but acceptable.
I’m so fucking glad that JBL finally beat Cena, yeah man, you are the best JBL. JBL is one of the greatest heels of all time.
Credit Madchuck
We have nothing on this guy.  PS:anyone who was offended........fk off 
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GRECIAN-IN-BATH
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:53 pm | |
| You know, I don't think this guy likes Brooke... | |
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Cruiserjim1
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:58 pm | |
| The funniest thing is his rant then the little bit about Punk just comes as an after thought hilarious | |
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Doomhammer
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Join date : 2008-04-18
| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:36 pm | |
| yeah, that made my day, thanks bazz | |
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Discopants
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:41 pm | |
| Pretty impressive article. Although I think he got a teeny bit carried away lol.
And how many times does he say bitch? Some kinda record there. | |
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fe®gie22™
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Join date : 2008-04-17
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:59 pm | |
| That has got to be the funniest thing ive read ever  | |
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Sexton_hardcastle
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Join date : 2008-04-16
Location : Crewe
| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| the fact hes talking like hes saying it to her? thats a bit strange, i mean, really queer. hes passionate though, il giv him that. and a smark  | |
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the-gaffer
Wrestling God
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Join date : 2008-04-21
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| Bazz you cunt, just spit water all over my screen there! I agree with Cruiser, after all that, he adds his bit about CM Punk brilliant! Then Bazz adds his little "We got nothing on this guy" Lesson for the kids though, DONT POST IF YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DUMPED | |
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Rerun
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Join date : 2008-06-27
| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:16 am | |
| Is there a 'we are not worthy' emoticon at all? | |
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villarule19
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Join date : 2008-04-18
| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:53 am | |
| That si funny. Slightly OTT but I think he got his point across | |
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King Macca
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| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:26 am | |
| Is it really you masquerading on another site Bazz?
Just can't imagine someone else being that sweary! | |
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bazz23-v2 ®™
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Join date : 2008-04-18
| | Subject: Re: The single greatest post ever??? Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:15 pm | |
| Nah, I would never go as far with all the rape stuff. Plus I would never call JBL one of the best heels in history.  | |
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