Vince McMahons death 2009

So last year the limo blew his foot up.

This year the MDM sign killed his kayfabe gene ("Paul, Paul, I can't feel my legs")

How should Vince go next year?

HE should be "shanked" to rise awarness in stabbing increase lol

peacefully in his sleep far, far away from tv

I think he should lose a buried alive match but then everyone breaks kayfabe shouting about the trapdoor jamming and the guy that buried him (Undertaker I guess) starts digging him up with some others, when he's bought up he's proper lifeless.

THAT would make people think twice about wether its real or not.

Die from lung cancer after to many fags

ridden to death by kelly kelly

Been done.
Freddy Mercury died from too many fags.

suicide after watching previous weeks raw and realsing how shite it had by that point got

Marty McFry wrote:

I think he should lose a buried alive match but then everyone breaks kayfabe shouting about the trapdoor jamming and the guy that buried him (Undertaker I guess) starts digging him up with some others, when he's bought up he's proper lifeless.

THAT would make people think twice about wether its real or not.

that'd be nice, except that then every other buried alive match would be worthless.

skull fucked by the boogey man

or he could atcualy die! shane tells him its a work but accidentley forgets to check the safety


too harsh?

shot with a sawn off shotgun by a heel cryme tyme

but its a real gun

and his brains become the new raw logo (i suppose you can imagine the sort of pattern it would leave just under the word raw)

Take a flapjack from Khali.............

during a 90's gimmick battle royal doink throws a bucket of water over him then the mountie zaps him with his cattle prod, ideal for wrestlemania me thinks

Come back as the blueblazer.......

Change his name to Vince Von Erich.......

Doomhammer wrote:

Marty McFry wrote:

I think he should lose a buried alive match but then everyone breaks kayfabe shouting about the trapdoor jamming and the guy that buried him (Undertaker I guess) starts digging him up with some others, when he's bought up he's proper lifeless.

THAT would make people think twice about wether its real or not.

that'd be nice, except that then every other buried alive match would be worthless.

AND??????????????

It would be a great way to kill off that gimmick match as well

Marty McFry wrote:

Been done.
Freddy Mercury died from too many fags.

YOU DO NOT INSULT FREDDIE MERCURY!

All the sick jokes on this thread, and no-one's done the obvious?

Chokes Linda and Shane to death, then hangs himself off a weight machine.

I'll get me coat.