Wrestling catchphrases/ situations/nicknamesE.T.C in real life. ?

I thought people could share stuff like this i only knew one which i thought of when watching the rock dvd i burnt
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Situation:A Wedding
When vicar asks do you NAME HERE take so and so to be youre wife.

when the vicar pauses or askes you youre name

It doesnt matter what my name is!!!!!!


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Basical my brother also came up with a few which ill try and remember . Oh the reason im making this thread is so hopefully people can come up with some answers that will make us laugh cringe E.T.C

This is along the lines of the old "you know you watch too much wrestling when...." thread from ages ago(top thread as well).

I'll add some later on

off topic but hows the other cup coming on JR?

bazz23-v2 ®™ wrote:

This is along the lines of the old "you know you watch too much wrestling when...."

May i have a link please ?

Also marty im just about to end round1 me thinks

NO






Only joking, it was on the old board so haven't got one.

Oh what is this ring of turth then ?

The ring of turth is a column I used to write on 606 about my front lawn.

a column about youre garden?

yeah, it's brilliant.

Im thinking of doing one about my hallway carpet as well.

???? Why is it called ring of truth ? i assumed its soemthing like calling peopls bluff like a game of something :S

You know what assume did.....

bazz23-v2 ®™ wrote:

That we dont have

ring of truth? oh thats differant, you said ring of turth!!

what is it im so CONFUSED right know

ring of turth is a column about my grass.

Ring of Girth is a column about my carpet

and the ring of truth is a column about wrestling, you can read the archive here......

www12.umugg.uk.com/ring_of_turth

Link doesnt work

lmao.

legend

its just goes to airdeals WTF IS GOING ON IM ANNOYED KNOW

try this one.....

www.martymcfry.punkdme.co.uk/ringofturtharchive

Erm no im not gulliable and i just got that YOU MUG DOT COM

damn, you so sharp!

lol.

I feel used

enough of this hilarity, lets get back to discussing SCAT!

Back to the topic...

A bully wrestling fan walks up to a blind kid in the playground and says "You can't see me!"

A deaf man walks into a restaurant and a waiter walks over asking what the man would like to eat. The deaf man replies with the word "WHAT?"

Two kids are sitting at a table with a Snakes and Ladders board in front of them. One kid picks up the dice and says "It's time to play the game"

A peadophile walks into a room full of children and pulls down his trousers. He says "Let's get ready to suck it!"