The genius that is Swirvia

On the other board there is a lad called Swirvia who is either

A. A complete genius that he has us all fooled with his comments

or

B. The biggest Mark ever to grace the planet

Either way some of his posts have been comedy gold so I feel the need to share his words of wisdom:


On his thread on if Edge should be put in HOS

look at him, he's engaged to vikki gueraro. i mean, she's a discrace to the gueraro's, let alone wrestling.

take away that and the undertaker retiring, and he shouldnt b.

i personally think he should b put to shame.

On an ECW barbed wire match

so wat are the rules? is it just a regular street fight with barbed wire round the ring?

o my groin on barbed wire OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH. cant even IMAGINE the pain.

now THIS is extreme. they need more matches like these. they need real ones today.

On Edge again

vikki is retarded. how could edge possibly love here, i mean, hes gone after litta. he can do better than vikki.

On a Mick Foley match

if only the human body could withstand more of these matches, the WWE would b a lot more entertaining.

those thumbtacks were like jabbed in.

On 'Extreme' matches

i agree grendel, but everyone knows its all fake. wat u think thats real poisoned barbed wire? u think they really fall into a comma when it grazes their head?
On new match types

how about...

a gator match. there is a tank filled with gators, and the wrestlers r on top of some kind of terrain, not just flat and bars, but interesting with different altitudes and thickness of bars, and follows one fall rules... or last man standing, in the sense that one could not compete if he fell in, lol.

On Edge and Vickie (again!)

i dont want it to b this way, and i voted wat i hoped for, but i disagree w/ it. i dont think he will b back, but i hope mcmahon recants the ban. CAN vicki honestly ban him from ALL WWE? she doesnt work for raw, or have power in raw. shes a retard.

On TNA & ECW

wats TNA stand for?

o and wat does ECW stand for?

On Swanton Bombs

that sucks bout the world title, taker deserves it.

imagine big show or mark henry doing a swanton bomb... that would HURT.

On Last Man Standing

wat r the rules of a LMS match?

On Vikki...again!

vikki is retarded. how could edge possibly love here, i mean, hes gone after litta. he can do better than vikki.

On the X-Cup & WCW

is the x cup scripted or is it real wrestling?
was wcw scripted? Actually that is a valid point with some of them!

On Cena's popularity

is it just me or are fans starting to "boo" Cena?

On Crowd security

proof that wwe is fake, note that when tista and edge go into the crowd there is already security there to keep them from the actual ppl in the crowd.

Awesome.

" gator match. there is a tank filled with gators, and the wrestlers r on top of some kind of terrain, not just flat and bars, but interesting with different altitudes and thickness of bars, and follows one fall rules... or last man standing, in the sense that one could not compete if he fell in, lol"

lmao
must be real.

Lol, that kid is fucking hillarious, Im thinking he's got something for Vickie Guerrero, kid wont shut up about her!

rofl get him over on this site. if hes a complete retard mark then its out duty to wind him up something rotten

the worry with him is that he claims to be 17.
Now if these comments were from a 12 year old then fair enough but he really should have wised up at his age.

just get him over here post haste!

at least it might liven up the forum for a bit

he's the sort of poster that winds me up to the point of arguing.

Ive been thinking about this advertising to new members lark, do you think its a good idea considering the amount of rampant piracy that goes on?

nobody knicks the nb marks lol

can we nick them though?

no

one of his new ones:

i really hope jill knows how bad her singing is.

thats one of the best gimmicks going

^^^^ Truth

I think WWE need to employ some security for Vicki if they ever tour Canada in the near future.

I want vicki to die or else go mute then get fired caus she couldnt talk so i dont have to get a headache everytime i watch smackdown.