Football/Wrestling

these are the 2 most discussed topics on this forum (well duh about the wrestling bit as it is a wrestling forum anyway!)

im bored with nothing to do, and hopefully with the right kind of wit applied, this thread could prove to be a magnificent 2-pager!


what you have to do is mix football with wrestling. anyway you like

simple


anyway, here is my lame attempt to get things started so you know what to do!


if wrestling was mixed with football, we would see ryan giggs take off his man u top to reveal a chelsea one in the 80th minute against wigan and turn heel by scoring 20 own goals to hand chelsea the title on goal difference (coz in this reality chelsea beat bolton)

and good ol' JR would commentate each man u game and scream "OH MY GOD KING! RONALDO ROCKET! RONALDO ROCKET! RONALDO ROCKET!" each time ronaldo scored


ok your go!

(A few years ago)Every game Roy Keane would fight with the ref before stunnering him a replacmet ref would be forced to come on but he would also get stunnered along with every one on the field

stone cold steve bruce would be making comebacks at half time shows cracking beers with both teams before stunnering his old boss

ferdinand would be suspended for a violation of drug policy

Teddy Sheringham will keep making comebacks despite being way over the hill and when he does manage the odd goal he will give it the big Hulk Ears to the crowd for all the adulation

Mike McCurry will do an old Dave Hebnar and throw a match!

Gaff thats Para creeping in

thought you would like it Fergie

Nothing to be para about though mate, if we lose it we lose it, we never had it a month ago so its all a bonus, its the old Gers who look para